NEW BOOT CAMPS
HAPPY LABOR DAY!!
I have a few thigs today.
1st New Boot Camp locations
2nd Today is the last day for the Labor Day Weekend Sale
3rd A letter for You from Your Body!!
1.We are looking at running more Boot Camps in "The Fall". What locations would you like to see Boot Camp in?
What times of the day are good for YOU?
Let us know...
2. The Labor Day Weekend Sale ends Tonight! $199 for All 4 Weeks. if you have not enrolled sign up today, if you have a friend that wants to enroll have them sign up today.
Here is the link: http://www.results4sure.com/BootCampPaymentSale.html
3. LAST!!
Dear Body, How's it goin'!
This is a letter from your ol' pal, belly fat. We had a great runthis summer, didn't we? Lots of good times, great food, and plainol' sitting around eating too much.Well, I'm thinking about sticking around another year if you don'tmind. But you might need to get a bigger pair of pants, as I wasthinking about expanding my place down here. So do me a favor, avoid that interval training (bootcamp) you were thinking of doing. The last time you did that stuff, I nearly had to look for anew place to live. I felt like the Wicked Witch of the West in theland of Oz. Did you hear me yelling, "Help me, I'm melting!"? Instead, stick to that slow cardio stuff. Sure I get a littlesweaty, and the ol' brain up there thinks it's doing "a real fat burning workout", but it's never enough to melt me outta here. Another thing, keep listening to those experts who say strength training doesn't burn body fat. Since research shows they're wrong,if you added strength training to your program, you'd practicallyneed to throw me a going away party!After each one of those superset workouts you tried last Januaryit felt like someone lit a match under our collective butt. I wasburning up down here! But boy oh boy, I sure was glad you gave that up and went back tojust lifting utensils and not dumbells. Otherwise we wouldn't havebeen able to celebrate another summer together this year. Sometimes I wonder, what did you ever do in college without me, yourtrusted belly fat? Back then, you were probably one of those peoplethat couldn't wait to get to the beach to show off your body, not like these days. Nope, stay in the shade and keep the cover-up clothes on, that's theway to go now. Besides, its a lot closer to the cold beer and theBBQ when you're sitting in the shade avoiding all the fun down onthe beach.Well, it sure was good catching up with you. I'msure we'll be in touch more often, as long as you stay away fromthat Miami Fitness Boot Camp workout routine. Brings a tear to my eye whenever I even think about that workoutprogram and all the belly fat it's burned. Heck, it's fried morebelly fat than a Texas state prison. So again, if you want to keep your dear old belly around foranother year and another summer, don't use Boot Camp -otherwise, its all over pal, and you'll never see me again. Belly Fat says, "Don't use this" ==> http://www.MiamifitnessBootCamp.com Your friend and spare tire, Belly Fat PS - Seriously, don't go near that Boot Camp program unless you want to see me, Thunder Thighs, Manboobs, Jigg LeeArm Fat, and Luv Handles pack our bags and hit the highway.It will be a sad farewell, and you'd be stuck with ripped abs,gorgeous glutes, and toned arms, and you know how much attentionthose guys get from the opposite sex. Who needs it, I say.PPS - Don't do what this guy and gal did. They used Boot Camp
and look what happened to their belly fat. Now please go get me some more comfort food... "Hi Rafael - I LOVE your program. In just under two weeks, Ihave already started seeing definition - that has been my goal foras long as I have been working out (a LONG time). Keep up the GREATwork, and thanks!"Rachel
I have a few thigs today.
1st New Boot Camp locations
2nd Today is the last day for the Labor Day Weekend Sale
3rd A letter for You from Your Body!!
1.We are looking at running more Boot Camps in "The Fall". What locations would you like to see Boot Camp in?
What times of the day are good for YOU?
Let us know...
2. The Labor Day Weekend Sale ends Tonight! $199 for All 4 Weeks. if you have not enrolled sign up today, if you have a friend that wants to enroll have them sign up today.
Here is the link: http://www.results4sure.com/BootCampPaymentSale.html
3. LAST!!
Dear Body, How's it goin'!
This is a letter from your ol' pal, belly fat. We had a great runthis summer, didn't we? Lots of good times, great food, and plainol' sitting around eating too much.Well, I'm thinking about sticking around another year if you don'tmind. But you might need to get a bigger pair of pants, as I wasthinking about expanding my place down here. So do me a favor, avoid that interval training (bootcamp) you were thinking of doing. The last time you did that stuff, I nearly had to look for anew place to live. I felt like the Wicked Witch of the West in theland of Oz. Did you hear me yelling, "Help me, I'm melting!"? Instead, stick to that slow cardio stuff. Sure I get a littlesweaty, and the ol' brain up there thinks it's doing "a real fat burning workout", but it's never enough to melt me outta here. Another thing, keep listening to those experts who say strength training doesn't burn body fat. Since research shows they're wrong,if you added strength training to your program, you'd practicallyneed to throw me a going away party!After each one of those superset workouts you tried last Januaryit felt like someone lit a match under our collective butt. I wasburning up down here! But boy oh boy, I sure was glad you gave that up and went back tojust lifting utensils and not dumbells. Otherwise we wouldn't havebeen able to celebrate another summer together this year. Sometimes I wonder, what did you ever do in college without me, yourtrusted belly fat? Back then, you were probably one of those peoplethat couldn't wait to get to the beach to show off your body, not like these days. Nope, stay in the shade and keep the cover-up clothes on, that's theway to go now. Besides, its a lot closer to the cold beer and theBBQ when you're sitting in the shade avoiding all the fun down onthe beach.Well, it sure was good catching up with you. I'msure we'll be in touch more often, as long as you stay away fromthat Miami Fitness Boot Camp workout routine. Brings a tear to my eye whenever I even think about that workoutprogram and all the belly fat it's burned. Heck, it's fried morebelly fat than a Texas state prison. So again, if you want to keep your dear old belly around foranother year and another summer, don't use Boot Camp -otherwise, its all over pal, and you'll never see me again. Belly Fat says, "Don't use this" ==> http://www.MiamifitnessBootCamp.com Your friend and spare tire, Belly Fat PS - Seriously, don't go near that Boot Camp program unless you want to see me, Thunder Thighs, Manboobs, Jigg LeeArm Fat, and Luv Handles pack our bags and hit the highway.It will be a sad farewell, and you'd be stuck with ripped abs,gorgeous glutes, and toned arms, and you know how much attentionthose guys get from the opposite sex. Who needs it, I say.PPS - Don't do what this guy and gal did. They used Boot Camp
and look what happened to their belly fat. Now please go get me some more comfort food... "Hi Rafael - I LOVE your program. In just under two weeks, Ihave already started seeing definition - that has been my goal foras long as I have been working out (a LONG time). Keep up the GREATwork, and thanks!"Rachel
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